Kenyanisms

The speedbumps (everywhere) in the roads = “Sleeping Policemen”.

African Time: Don’t worry . . . things will not start when they are supposed to, other than church.

Every time someone says, “Praise God”; the response is always, “Amen”.

When someone greets you with a handshake, it will linger as they ask, “How are you?” They linger and inquire with the emphasis on “you” because they really do want to know.